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Future fuel science is bananas

The compost pile and worm bin are no longer the only appropriate resting places for peach pits, banana peels, and apple cores. TheFraunhofer Institute for Interfacial Engineering and Biotechnology IGB, Europe’s largest applied research center, announced last week that it will begin turning old produce into bio-gas at a pilot site in Stuttgart, Germany. 

Stanley’s Market - an upgrade among upgrades.

Upgraded carrot cupcakes?

still a slippery slope

• Question: Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away? - Anonymous
• Answer:

  Like so many things; it depends. If you are bobbing for apples, your risk of heading to the doctor is actually increased. However, purchased, picked and found apples contain nutrients which reduce cholesterol and may lower the risk of some neuro-degenerative disorders.  Also they taste good.

  Source: http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/an-apple-a-day.html

Here’s the opening pitch:

Right over the plate! You’ll never strike out with Clementines! 

You just got upgraded - how many can we put you down for?

                            Each a hand on pear

                                 The Apple bears a new fruit

                                              In every spreadsheet

The main squeeze.

Tom Cruise - eat your heart out - while I eat this apple.